Behold!! A blog is born...

Hello my bloggin' comrades. The time has come for me to publish my own blog. I know, I know, many of you have been waiting a long time for this, anticipating my every move and keystroke as I log onto my computer day after day, but now I must announce the wait is over. Now, for the first time in the history of the earth and the universe, my thoughts, opinions, rantings, rhythms and rhymes are to become a part of the giant cesspool we call the "world wide web". I hope you can welcome them with open arms, and embrace them in all their nonsensical and fantastical glory.

I must say that in creating/publishing a blog I feel like a bikini-clad little girl sticking her toes into the pool for the very first time. Many of you, of course, have years of experience, whether it be wearing bikinis or sticking your toes into a pool. So I'm nervous... Will this blog be any good? Will anybody look at it besides my mom or the few people who accidently come across it while looking for free internet porn? What will people think upon reading the disjointed thoughts that swim around in my noggin all day long? Do I really want to do this?

To these thoughts of failure and doubt I proclaim an emphatic "NOW IS THE TIME, ADAM". Now is the time to make a blog, to become the Charles Bronson of the World Wide Web, and take my vigilante attitude and make right what's wrong, to dodge bullets that are impossible to dodge, and bust a cap the crack heads that try to make this bloggin world their own.

So my friends...for unto us, this day, a blog is born...hallelujah!!?!.